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Mushrooms are a vegetarians' worst enemy? [19 Oct 2003|08:32pm]
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Went through two days of 'what the...?' when I found, like teawithvoldy, I couldn't access FA at all, which drove me nuts, especially since I got a few reviews in the meantime.

Here's a funny story, and since auror_lib hasn't mentioned it, I think I'll do the honours.

Well, auror_lib and I met in the city last Friday for the first time in about two months or so for a writing session. It was about lunchtime, so we wandered through the food court at Skygarden for a bite to eat.

While I was waiting for a sandwich to be made, auror_lib wandered off in search for her own lunch, and I met up with her at this Italian place. There was this woman there - the t00biest person I have come across thus far - who was arguing with the woman serving her about her sandwich. You see, the t00b was a vegetarian, and ordered a vegetarian foccacia special - which, I might clear up, had no meat products at all in it. Got that? Good.

The t00b argued that because her foccacia had mushrooms in it, that it was no longer vegetarian.

Yes, she did say that.

After the woman walked off, the woman serving her told us what the heck had happened, and I wished I'd heard earlier, coz I would have asked the t00b what animal mushrooms come from.

So there you have it. The mushroom, once innocently assumed to be a plant is, in fact, a great vegetarian anti-christ. Let us flee before its evilness!!!

What a joke, I swear!

Btw, from now on I'm going to join the bandwagon and make this journal friends only. If you'd like to friend me, even after reading this entry which is but a snippet of things to come, please leave a comment. :)

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